Does these celebrations of the alleged birth of the false prophet Jesus anger the Flying Spaghetti monster?

I know that the FSM is not amused today.Does these celebrations of the alleged birth of the false prophet Jesus anger the Flying Spaghetti monster?
His noodly appendages tinge with saucy anger and ragueous fury!Does these celebrations of the alleged birth of the false prophet Jesus anger the Flying Spaghetti monster?
You clearly missed the point of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. People like you have turned it from a clever bit of satire and social hacking exposing the hypocrites who push Intelligent Design into a cutesy fad for pseudo-intellectuals who make allusions to it for every smarmy opinion they about religion. Shut the hell up.
You may call Jesus a false prophet, But in Rev. 19:11-14 we see This so call false prophet as you put it coming back with his Bride to rule %26amp; reign for 1000 yrs. If anything is false it is you, your so called brain is smaller then a flea.
Only if Santa neglects to put something in His Noodliness' stocking.
What are the Pastafarian Holidays?
No! My Pastatree is pure!
merry christmas
False or not, you are no more than a speck of dust compared to Jesus. Be humble, mud of the earth!
We can only hope the FSM can forgive us on this day.